Dad : Stop saying that you're gonna marry a famous musician , when your cousin was younger , she was saying that too , and she ended up marrying an arab.
Me: I'm gonna marry an arab too.
Me: His name is jack .
Me : and he's in all time low.
Me: Arab and famous ; isnt this awesome
Dad: Here we go again..
straight guys: scarlett johansson is so hot
straight girls: scarlett johansson is so hot
gay guys: scarlett johansson is so hot
gay girls: scarlett johansson is so hot
amoebas: scarlett johansson is so hot
goats: scarlett johansson is so hot
god: man am I proud of this one
tom hiddleston: scarlett throws the best house parties
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG



